Then, she grabbed a bottle of wine... left the store without paying... got in her car in a snowstorm... and then apparently took the term "drive through" seriously at a nearby Burger King and nearly drove right through it, according to police.
An off-duty sheriff's deputy who was shopping in the same store followed the woman, 41-year-old Brandi Smith, and stopped her at the Burger King. He told the Record-Courier that the storm made it impossible to give her a DWI test, but the she appeared very drunk.
The newspaper says Smith is already on probation -- for attempting to steal beer last year.
If she goes topless for a bottle of wine... I wonder how she dresses for beer.