It takes all types, even these types. Here's a regularly updated report on weird and kinky sex news.
Surgeons Cut 16 Washers From Man's Penis
An Australian man called fire rescue squad to help free him from the 16 stainless steel around his penis. He was eventually taken to a hospital where surgeons operated on him for about 90 minutes. He was said to be in satisfactory condition . . . "the only lasting damage may be to his pride."Georgia Teen a Pain in the Butt
Georgia police say a 15-year-old boy allegedly bit or grabbed the buttocks of at least 10 female Wal-Mart shoppers, and may have assaulted several more who did not report the incidents.Police Officer Charged With Cow Sex
A former Pennsylvania police officer who had been suspended after being charged with sexually assaulting three girls now also faces charges with having sex with cows at various times between June and December of 2006. The 38-year-old officer was charge with sexual assault along with his girlfriend.Man Caught Having Sex With a Picnic Table
A 40-year-old man in central Ohio is accused of having sex with his picnic table. Police say a tipster gave them DVDs showing Arthur Price having sex with a round metal table on his deck, which he tilted to one side, and pleasured himself with the whole for the umbrella. Charged with public indecency, Price was released on $20,000 bond.
Man Reports Stolen Pornography Collection
A Wisconsin man swallowed his pride and told police that theives made off with 40 porno DVDs, including a 10-disc box set of ethnic-specific titles.Swedes Convince Their State Shops to Sell sex toys
Sweden's state-owned pharmacies will now be selling dildos and other goodies.That Sucks: Worker Caught Having Sex With Vacuum
When a stunned security guard stumbled upon a naked contractor getting friendly with the hose end of a Hoover, the man offered this novel excuse: "I'm just cleaning my underpants."
