Some people get caught with their pants down. Others strip for what they believe is a very good reason. Here's a look at the strange, the kinky, the reckless and the outlandish nudes in the news.
HBO Snubs Man With World's Longest Penis
Photo © Jonah Falcon
You would think having what some call the "World's Larges Penis" (13.5 inches) would qualify you for at least an audition for a TV show called Hung. Unfortunately, HBO gave Jonah Falcon -- a man they featured several years ago in a documentary -- the cold shoulder.
'What's Wrong With a Man Driving Home Naked?'
Walton County (Fla.) Sheriff's Dept.
A 58-year-old man from Florida at a DUI traffic stop was found to be wearing a hat, sunglasses, sandals and nothing else -- and he defied police to tell him what law he was breaking.
Naked Burglar
Jefferson County (Colo.) Sheriff's Office
Clinton March of Colorado is accused of surprising one one by breaking into her home stark naked. He then allegedly ran to neighbor's home, where he was found in a woman's bathroom, wearing her underwear and stockings.
Naked Napper
Manatee County Sheriff's Office
A Florida woman found a strange man with exceptionally bad body odor sleeping in her car, and he didn't want to come out.
No Pants Thrill Ride
A 29-year-old woman who was allegedly driving while talking on her cell phone was arrested for drunk driving. She was also not wearing pants. Her clothes were dangling from the window, apparently in an effort to dry them, when she struck the highway median.Puppetry of the Penis
A naked man was arrested at a Washington apartment complex after putting on a vulgar show with a string tied to his genitals.Urine Trouble
Danish police are hunting for three naked vandals who urinated on chocolate display at a gas station before speeding off in a Mercedes. Security videotape of the incident has become the hottest item on Copenhagen TV.Naked Vandal on the Loose
Port St. Lucie County (Fla.) Jail
John Chapman, 23, allegedly crashed through the gate of a private community, where he was reportedly "running around naked." Port St. Lucie authorities deployed a helicopter and police dogs to round him up. He later admitted to having "some beer" while attending a baseball game.
Miss California Topless Again
Courtesy of TMZ.com
Miss California Carrie Prejean seems to think she's being persecuted because of her Christian beliefs, but that's getting harder to believe with the release of each new topless photo.
Bad Nic Fit
Pinellas County Sheriff's Office
Florida police have arrested a naked woman for allegedly banging on doors, demanding cigarettes.
