Some people get caught with their pants down. Others strip for what they believe is a very good reason. Here's a look at the strange, the kinky, the reckless and the outlandish nudes in the news.
The Diarrhea Defense: Man Blames Stomach Bug After Exposure Arrest
Collier (Florida) Sheriff’s Department
Police say a Florida man accused of exposing himself in a parking lot claimed he merely had explosive diarrhea — and was using his own underwear to clean himself. But police say David Todd Napodano had no, um, evidence of his stomach condition.
Free the Naked Coffee Drinker!
If you've ever wandered your own home nude, take a good look at this mug shot -- because it could be you. Eric Williamson was arrested for drinking a cup of coffee in the nude in his own home.
World's Ugliest Cross-Dresser Arrested
If the point of cross-dressing is to make people think you're a member of the opposite sex, Phillip Ortega didn't seem to get the message. Police say Ortega -- who probably wasn't fooling anyone in his woman's swimsuit, pantyhose and makeup -- removed all doubt when he exposed his genitals to a woman in Oklahoma City.
Naked Shop Romp
A UK convenience store got some unusual customers... an entire minibus of naked people. These appeared to be pranksters rather than nudists, and the store's owner said the laughing group filmed themselves leafing through X-rated magazines, according to The Telegraph.Woman Gets Naked in Attempt to Avoid Arrest
Sheboygan (Wisconsin) Police Department
Police say a Wisconsin woman stripped when they tried to haul her in for stealing beef jerky… under the mistaken belief that a naked person can’t be arrested. Cops say Julia E. Laack, 36, stripped, kicked, bit and even spit into the mouth of the female officer who tried to get her clothes back on… as her three children looked on.
Naked Burglar Makes Himself at Home
Slidell (Louisiana) Police Department
It's one thing to break into someone's home. It's another to break in, and treat it like your own home. Police say Keith Potter broke into a New Orleans-area home, had a few drinks during his three hours in the home... took a shower, and left wrapped in a sheet. At least he was trying to make a clean getaway.
Feces-Covered Naked Man in Bizarre Pool Romp
Martin County (Florida) Sheriff's Department
One of the hazards of having a swimming pool in the backyard is the occasional weirdo who wants to sneak in for an illicit swim. But one Florida resident got something much, much worse. Not only was the alleged pool invader naked, he was also covered in feces, according to police. Officials say 21-year-old Robert Stark Higgins grabbed a towel and fled when a resident in the home came out to confront him. He was chased by a police dog, which can't be comfortable for a nude man covered in something dogs love to sniff, according to TCPalm.com.
Call the Police! Wait, Those Are the Police!
Witnesses say an unmarked police van full of naked cops was traveling around Brisbane. When the cops were called, they checked the plate and found the van belong to... the cops. They are said to be remorseful, according to the BBC.Homeless Man in Naked Laundry Run
Collier County (Florida) Sheriff‘s Office
What do you wear when you wash your clothes if you only own one set of clothes? Police say a homeless man in East Naples, Florida, was sitting outside a laundromat pants-free, drinking.
