You need a license to drive, why don't you need a license to procreate? At least that's how you feel when you hear about the couple that puts their toddler in the clothes dryer.
Electric Dog Collar
Todd Marcum of Oregon allegedly put electric dog collars on his children "because he thougt it was funny," according to a Salem police officer.
Dad's Got a Crowbar!
When Christopher and Vanessa Peterson's 16-year-old boy got into a fight with another teen, they allegedly drove him to the confrontation and dad pulled out a crowbar. And, of course, the whole incident was captured on cell phone video for posterity.
Toddler Chomping
Zhifang Chen was allegedly so angry with her 5-year-old son as he got ready for school, she bit him on the face, "resulting in obvious teeth impressions."
Baby for Sale
How badly did Rebecca Sue Taylor want a new apartment? West Virginia police say she offered to sell her infant for $10,000 to a woman looking for a surrogate mother, and later dropped the asking price to $5,000.
Tricks Are Not for Kids
Catharine Thomas allegedly accepted $130 for sex from an undercover cop in a hotel room where she allegedly would have sex while with her 7-year-old there.
Baby? What Baby?
Melissa Foley, 29, allegedly left her one-month-old girl in front of her apartment while fighting with a man, possibly a boyfriend, and chasing him in a car. She didn't catch him, but the cops caught her.
'Slumdog' Kid for Sale
Got $300,000? Rubina Ali, the cute little girl from Slumdog Millionaire could be yours.
Naked Nanny
Sarah Slicker earned her nickname, "The Naked Nanny," when she was convicted of undressing in front of a 4-year-old boy whom she was babysitting. After serving a year in prison, this former Sunday school teacher asked to have her probation reduced, for the sake of her child. (Yes, unfortunately, she has a child.)
Octo Mom Could Have Reality TV Deal
Nadya Suleman is preparing to enter the next phase of self-exploitation.
Father-Daughter Stickup
Robert Daniel Webb brought his 9-year-old to a convenience store stickup, captured on videotape. "I'm out of work. My daughter's got to survive," he said, making off with $200.











