Other Highlights: Porn shop bandits are caught with their pants down, a driver stopped for a sobriety test tells police, 'I'm not drunk, I'm high', and a dad takes his 9-year-old girl on a hold-up.
Other highlights: A Michigan man is caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner, another man is arrested driving a barstool (yes, a barstool) while intoxicated, and a dad urges high school girls at his son's party to dance on the stripper's pole conveniently installed in the basement.
Other highlights: A West Virginia man arrested on battery charges after farting on a police officer. a priest accused of dealing coke , and Batman gets busted in Tampa.
Other Highlights: A self-proclaimed vampire (with fangs!) jumps bail, a joker dressed like the Joker (you know, as in Batman) faces prosecution, and a woman gets handcuffed and arrested for overdue library books (albeit a lot of them).