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Dumb Crime Du Jour Archives

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Each day at Weird News Central, we feature one bizarre crime. Here's an archive of what we call, "Dumb Crime Du Jour."

2. April-June 2009 Archive

George Bartusek 2009 Mug Shot Photo
Courtesy of Cape Coral (Fla.) Police Department
When you get caught having three-way sex with two inflatable dolls and you've got some explaining to do. Follow the outer fringes of law enforcement in Dumb Crime Du Jour. (Current Archive)

Other Highlights: Porn shop bandits are caught with their pants down, a driver stopped for a sobriety test tells police, 'I'm not drunk, I'm high', and a dad takes his 9-year-old girl on a hold-up.

3. Feb.-March 2009 Archive

Acea Shomaker 2009 Mug Shot
Lancaster County (Neb.) Sheriff's Dept.
A 20-year-old Nebraska man faces animal cruelty charges after putting his cat into an over-sized bong, telling police. "I know for sure this isn't the first time someone has done this." (Full Feb-March Archives)

Other highlights: A Michigan man is caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner, another man is arrested driving a barstool (yes, a barstool) while intoxicated, and a dad urges high school girls at his son's party to dance on the stripper's pole conveniently installed in the basement.

4. Nov. 2008-Jan. 2009 Archive

Michael Dick 2009 Mug Shot
Police File Photo
A nude burglar gets a crotch-crushing welcoming from a strong-armed 88-year-old woman. (Full Nov.-Jan. Archive)

Other Highlights: A priest admits to jogging in the nude, a woman faces charges for biting her husband's penis, and a Florida man celebrates his 190th arrest.

5. Sept.-Nov. 2008 Archive

Michelle Allen 2008 Mug Shot
Police File Photo
A woman reeking of booze is arrested in a cow costume for public intoxication and other charges after allegedly urinating on various people's porches. (Full Sept.-Nov. Archives)

Other highlights: A West Virginia man arrested on battery charges after farting on a police officer. a priest accused of dealing coke , and Batman gets busted in Tampa.

6. July-Aug. 2008 Archive

Daniel Allen Everett 2009 Mug Shot
Courtesy of Greendale (Mich.) Police Department
You can't be the world's greatest dad if you're arrested for soliciting a 14-year-old girl for sex while wearing a "World's Greatest Dad" T-shirt. (Full July-Aug. Archives)

Other Highlights: A self-proclaimed vampire (with fangs!) jumps bail, a joker dressed like the Joker (you know, as in Batman) faces prosecution, and a woman gets handcuffed and arrested for overdue library books (albeit a lot of them).

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