"Mad Men" actor Jon Hamm's penis is so big it reportedly needs to be Photoshopped out of promotional images, according to multiple reports, none of which were accompanied by snickering and/or gasps.
But one man who knows everything you'd need to know about keeping a package private says you don't need to resort to Photoshop to hide a big penis. Jonah Falcon, owner of the world's biggest penis, says adding bulk to pockets - like a wallet or keys - can often do the trick.
Besides, Jonah says in most cases even a penis as big as his 13.5-inch monster won't cause a bulge if you pack it right. The real problem is a little lower down.
"I'm willing to bet his problem is his balls. Balls cause the most bulges," Falcon told HuffPo's David Moye. "As you get older, your balls drop and need support. If it's his penis that's causing the problem, he can point it up like European men."
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