But when you've been nailed for, well, nailing several horses, you've reached an all-time low.
Police in Georgia say 37-year-old Byron Christopher Jordan was caught having sex with horses last week by the animals' owners, according to the Covington News. Police say he was clad only in dirty pajama bottoms, open in the right place of course -- and that he smelled worse than the horses.
"It was just another arrest," Covington Police Chief Stacey Cotton told the Atlanta Journal Constitution... but I beg to differ.
This is not "just another" arrest, because Jordan is now a not-so-proud new member of the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame.
Sadly, we already have an animal sex wing in the Hall -- so he won't be alone.
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