Sudden nudity can change any situation dramatically and immediately... but it can't help you avoid arrest. Police say a Wisconsin woman stripped when they tried to haul her in for shoplifting... under the mistaken belief that a naked person can't be arrested, according to the Sheboygan Press.
Julia E. Laack, 36, is accused of stealing beef jerky and lighters at a convenience store. When police later came to her home to arrest her, she stripped, kicked, bit and even spit into the mouth of the female officer who tried to get her clothes back on... as her three children looked on.
In the squad car, she pressed her bare bottom against the window, according to police. Now, she has a new home: the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame.
Here's a tip: When getting arrested, keep your clothes on. The long arm of the law has cold hands. (Nude News)
Weird Crime Highlights
- They Must Have Been Dead Tired: Houston cops found something unusual in the closet of a vacant home: two men. One was sleeping, the other was dead, according to the Associated Press. Police found drugs on the scene, but it's not yet clear if they contributed to the dead man's demise. (Drinking Tales)
- Man Arrested in Pillow Attack: When is a pillow not a pillow? When it's a biohazard. Florida police say Erik Batty's pillow could be considered "biohazardous" because he has several infections... and so they arrested him when he threw it at them. They had been called to the 40-year-old man's home by his father, who was concerned that his son was trying to kill himself, according to the Orlando Sentinel. The result is one of the oddest entries in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame. For the record, police say the bleeding injury on Batty's head was there when they arrived. (Dumb Crime du Jour)
Photo © Photo courtesy Sheboygan (Wisconsin) Police Department (right) and Volusia County (Florida) Branch Jail
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