Dreaming of a Strange Christmas: Weird Holiday Gift Guide

"I'm not a witch," said Christine O'Donnell in perhaps the strangest opening line of any political ad ever... and this holiday season, you can give your favorite Tea Partier an action figure of this conservative hero dressed as a witch from Herobuilders.com.

Also available: Schoolgirl Sarah Palin, naked Russian spy Anna Chapman, President Obama as the Joker and talking Jimmy "The Rent is too Damn High" McMillan dolls.