Never fear... you can celebrate your own bitterness, or at least give your worse half a gift that will ensure you're on his or her mind -- whether they want you there or not.
It's the "Breakup Ornament," a Christmas ornament showing a boy and girl clearly in the opposite of love, along with the legend "Our Last Christmas Together" and the year.
"Everyone has a First Christmas Together ornament, so we thought a Last Christmas Together ornament made perfect sense," Liz Tillman, co-owner of Breakup Ornaments, said in a press release. "With more and more people throwing divorce parties, the idea of finding a bit of humor in an often undeniably bad situation is gaining traction."
And if your breakup is of the more political kind, they also offer an anti-Obama version of the ornament that's sure the please the Tea Party member of your family ('cuz, let's face it, every family has one).
The ornaments cost $8.50 a piece, plus another $4 for shipping. A gift box for your ornament will set you back $1.50.