Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame

When you want to wash all your cloths, and by "all" I mean everything, what do you wear to the laundromat? This man wore nothing. Other highlights: A real-life Weekend at Bernies; a bad case of kitty porn; and the updated Phil Spector Mug Shot.

Some of the best ballplayers of our generation have had some of the most embarrassing brushes with the law, arrested for crimes ranging from the silly (fishing violations) to the serious (vehicular homicide). Here's a virtual all-star team of misbehaving baseball players.

Talk about special deliveries: This postal worker was charged with delivering meth. Other highlights: The dad who put the dog collar on his kids; the man who had sex with a pit bull; and the crack-dealing pastor.

Good fences make for good neighbors, and when fences aren't enough, guys like Richard Nunez allegedly use super glue. Other Highlights: Digging up a corpse for sex; a Charles Manson update; and the porn shop bandits.

You know it's a bad night when you're arrested in a cow suit after people tell police that you've been urinating on their porch. Other highlights: Tampa's batty Batman; the naked bartender; and a self-proclaimed vampire.