He was passed over for a role on Hung, the HBO series about a man with a freakish phallus. But he's appeared on film and television in small roles, including an episode of The Sopranos, where he played hospital orderly. That was in the episode in which Paulie finds out that his mother is really his aunt.
He's also been a juror on Law & Order, a mental patient in the film A Beautiful Mind and a barfly on Ed. He filmed a scene for Sex and the City, but it was cut.
He was also featured, naturally, in the 2006 U.K. documentary, World's Biggest Penis. Just don't expect to find him doing porn.
"I'm a SAG actor," he says. "If I did porn, nobody would take me seriously. Nobody. And nobody would care about the size of my penis."
"Because porn actors all lie about the size of their penis," he says. "I've been measured on TV."
There's one other reason he's kept away from the XXX spotlight.
"I wouldn't want to have sex on a crowded movie set. It's just not my thing."