Stewart Gibbs, 44, is accused of trying some DIY surgery on his pet doberman -- police say he claimed to be removing a cyst from under Foley's right ear.
Foley, as far as I can tell, was not available for comment. Let's just say he had a rough day.
Police say Gibbs claimed to be a cardiologist rather than a veterinarian, but the Chicago Tribune says it could not find a license in his name.
His attorney says he's something less than a cardiologist... actually, a health care administrator.
He really is in medicine after all.