In fact, this one might even be a first.
Police in Bradenton, Florida say an undercover detective picked up a suspected prostitute and... well.. here's the police report:
"We then drove out of the parking lot, at which point she asked me to expose my penis," the undercovered detective identified only as Smith wrote, according to the Huffington Post.
"I asked her if I could put a condom on first. I then exposed a flaccid rubber replica of a penis and placed a condom on it. She immediately leaned over and put it into her mouth."
So far, perfectly ordinary, right?
But the detective was still driving and... let's go back to the report:
"I saw an opossum cross the road and slammed on the brakes, causing the female to slide out of her seat and mildly into the dashboard," the detective wrote.
Christina Vavra, 31, was arrested for suspicion of engaging in prostitution... and her arrest report has become a classic of Weird Crime literature.