Dick entered the home through an unlocked sliding door, and was charged with burglary, harassment and private indecency charges.
After the woman gave Dick the squeeze, he broke free, and was later apprehended.
Nude Intruder's Crotch-Crushing Comeuppance
88-Year-Old Woman Puts a Squeeze on Crime
From Buck Wolf, About.com
When a nude, 46-year-old man named Michael Dick (yup, that's his name) entered the home of an elderly Portland, Oregon, she grabbed him by the crotch.
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