Here's quite possibly the most decadent thing you could wipe on your bare butt: cashmere toilet paper.
Cashmere Bathroom Tissue
This new toilet paper is made with actual cashmere -- one of the more expensive fibers on earth, normally associated with high-end clothing. The new toilet paper is being sold at Britain's Waitrose supermarkets at a price of under $4.50 for a pack of four.
Just remember to flush it. Just because it's cashmere doesn't mean it's worth wearing.