It takes all types, even these types. Here's a regularly updated report on weird and kinky sex news.
Getty ImagesHumans have been painting their bodies since they were cave dwellers. These days, the World Bodypainting Festival puts a sexy new twist on this ancient art form. All the models must wear underwear, but the ladies can opt to go topless, as long as they cover up with a few coats of paint.
When you sling espresso for a living, you have to put up with a lot from the customers, but being menaced by a middle-aged man in a bra and panties -- and nothing else -- is not part of the job description. And when he starts touching himself inappropriately, you might be tempted to throw something hot.
German police say a 22-year-old man has a history of checking into hotels and running up fantastic phone bills by calling sex lines. After allegedly running up more than $10,000 in calls, he's been arrested. Now, if German customs are similar to those in the U.S., he'll have one more free call to make.
Hong Kong police say they needed a small saw to free a "lonely" 41-year-old man who tried to pleasure himself with a bench in Lan Tian park. If he'd been stuck there any longer, doctors say they may have been forced to amputate his you know what.
Yelling obscenities all night while the headboard banged against the wall got a 29-year-old British woman fined roughly $400 by a court. One neighbor told the court, "I have had to take days off work because of the lack of sleep."
A Tassmanian man caught downloading images and videos of women having sex with children, dogs, ponies, snakes tigers, and an octopus has been fined $1,500 by an Australian judge, who cited the man's personality disorder in his ruling.
On the island of Zakynthos, a popular British resort, two bar owners allegedly attempted to hold an oral sex competition. Video highlights, which were to be posted on the Internet, may now serve as evidence.
Adult websites (and that's a nice way of saying porn sites) note an "upswing" since the government began sending out those economic stimulus checks.
A 42-year-old man was arrested after an alleged fun run that's now seared in the minds of Connecticut motorists.
Erika La Tour Eiffel, 37, was once infatuated with a bow that helped her become a world-class archer. Then, she turned her affections toward the Berlin Wall. She also claims to have had an affair with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom. Now, she's changed her name to reflect her love affair with France's most famous landmark.
