It takes all types, even these types. Here's a regularly updated report on weird and kinky sex news.
Multitasking Masturbator
Is it really possible to pleasure yourself on the run? Okaloosa County law enforcement authorities in Florida say a woman reported seeing a man from her back door in nothing but a T-shirt masturbating. When she screamed, he ran into the woods, while still stimulating himself. The woman says this is the fourth time in the last week she's seen him exposing himself.Get on the Pole, Kids
Northampton County (Pa.) Sheriff's Office
A Pennsylvania dad not only let his teenage son have booze at a party, he invited the girls into the basement, not to play pool, but to dance on a pole. Of course, there were also photos posted on Facebook.
Funeral Parlor Sex
Courtesy Hamilton County (Ohio) Sheriff's Office
"We'll never know" how many corpses 55-year-old Kenneth Douglas had sex with, a prosecutor says. DNA evidence allegedly ties the former Ohio funeral home attendant to the bodies of three women, but the real number might be closer to 100. "This guy's just a pig," the prosecutor tells the Associated Press. "I can't explain why someone would do something like this . . . This is off-the-charts weird."
Month-Long Sex Party
Photo © White Cockatoo Nudist Resort
Recession? What recession? Australian nudists are flocking to the White Cockatoo in Cairns for the annual, swingers-only "almost anything goes" month-long party. "We've effectively sold out," the resort owner says. "Provided it doesn't constitute a breach of the Australian law, they (guests) are welcome to do anything."
Happy Mistress Day (Don't Tell My Wife)
Apparently, the day before Valentine's Day is the designated holiday when you make your forbidden lover feel like she's more than just another other woman. LifeStyle Condoms has some suggestions for you.
Man Takes Inflatable Sex Doll to Market
Witnesses say a man from Cape Coral, Fla., parked his car at a supermarket, and was "molesting" an inflatable sex doll in plain sight. "He started, you know, molesting the dolls and making out with them and kissing them, and making hand gestures," one man said.Darwin's Masturbation Pleasure Cruise
A 39-year-old Australian man faces fines for filming himself while driving through the streets of Darwin and masturbating (and, yes, marijuana was involved).Penis Biter Arrested
A 27-year-old Florida woman faces charges for allegedly biting her husband's penis after a night of drinking. It sounds like one of those things that sounded like a good idea at the time.
Man Caught With Metal Rod in Penis
Indiana authorities arrested a 55-year-old man in Vanderburgh County Park who was allegedly masturbating with a metal rod potruding from his penis.Vacuum Sex Sucks!
Buck Wolf
Michigan police arrested a man for allegedly "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.
