Grit your teeth, and get ready to lose your appetite. Then ask yourself, "Why do I enjoy reading these sorts of stories?" (Then again, maybe you don't want to know.)
Damp Laundry
"Why is my laundry always damp?" a Wisconsin woman kept wondering. She installed security cameras and eventually found her neighbor was coming into her home at odd hours and urinating in her hamper.
Defecating on Mom
A family fight in Louisiana culminated with a 37-year-old woman defecating on her 62-year-old mother.
Forced to Drink Urine
This is not something for which you'll get a badge: A 21-year-old volunteer scout leader and three other boy scouts have been accused of forcing a 12-year-old to drink their urine, supposedly because he made a racist remark.
Tongue Bitten Off
Ronald Douglas McGowan Jr. was arrested as he sought emergency treatment, after his tongue was bitten off by a woman he allegedly tried to rape.
Feces in the IV Line
A Texas mom was allegedly caught on hospital surveillance camera putting human waste into her little girl's intravenous line. A lawyer for the woman tells a local paper paper that "as the facts unfold, the impression people have of this young woman will change for the better."
Oral Sex With a Labrador Retriever
Bradley Brainard, a plumber from Atascadero, Calif., was under investigation for selling drugs to prison inmates when police say they found something far more disturbing -- video of him in a bra having elaborate sex with a dog.
Vagina Pill Smuggling
A 32-year-old woman in Florida allegedly hid a bottle of oxycodone in a place only a woman could hide it. Authorities only caught her with the contraband after taking an x-ray of her crotch.
Pit Bull Sex
A 20-year-old from Oregon allegedly admits to having sex with his pit bull 400 times over a five year period.
Tinkling at the Bar
Angry that he was asked to leave a bar, Graham Brunson, 21 allegedly unzipped his pants and expressed his displeasure.
Decapitated Horse Fed to Dogs
Southern California Police accuse Jack Ziniuk of pummeling his horse with a sledgehammer, sawing off its head with a chainsaw, and leaving the remains in a dog run.











