Grit your teeth, and get ready to lose your appetite. Then ask yourself, "Why do I enjoy reading these sorts of stories?" (Then again, maybe you don't want to know.)
World's Worst Sandwich
A since-terminated sheriff's deputy has pleaded guilty to health-code violations for rubbing a bologna sandwich on an inmate's penis and feeding it to another prisoner at a Franklin County, Ohio, jail. The prank cost him his job, and now he's on probation for it, according to the Columbus Dispatch.The Hairy Home
A British woman is mixing human hair -- and hair from her dogs -- with lime to build an extension on her historic 16th-century home, according to the Telegraph.Sneak-Attack Pooper Caught in Iowa
What's worse than a man who does his private potty business in public? A man who then takes that business and plays with it. Matthew Sodoma, 21, is accused of defecating on a sidewalk in Elgin, Iowa, and then smearing his feces all over the door of a community organization.
Damp Laundry
"Why is my laundry always damp?" a Wisconsin woman kept wondering. She installed security cameras and eventually found her neighbor was coming into her home at odd hours and urinating in her hamper.
Defecating on Mom
A family fight in Louisiana culminated with a 37-year-old woman defecating on her 62-year-old mother.
Forced to Drink Urine
This is not something for which you'll get a badge: A 21-year-old volunteer scout leader and three other boy scouts have been accused of forcing a 12-year-old to drink their urine, supposedly because he made a racist remark.
Tongue Bitten Off
Ronald Douglas McGowan Jr. was arrested as he sought emergency treatment, after his tongue was bitten off by a woman he allegedly tried to rape.
Feces in the IV Line
A Texas mom was allegedly caught on hospital surveillance camera putting human waste into her little girl's intravenous line. A lawyer for the woman tells a local paper paper that "as the facts unfold, the impression people have of this young woman will change for the better."
Oral Sex With a Labrador Retriever
Bradley Brainard, a plumber from Atascadero, Calif., was under investigation for selling drugs to prison inmates when police say they found something far more disturbing -- video of him in a bra having elaborate sex with a dog.
Vagina Pill Smuggling
A 32-year-old woman in Florida allegedly hid a bottle of oxycodone in a place only a woman could hide it. Authorities only caught her with the contraband after taking an x-ray of her crotch.









