Grit your teeth, and get ready to lose your appetite. Then ask yourself, "Why do I enjoy reading these sorts of stories?" (Then again, maybe you don't want to know.)
Everything but an alligator.
Bird flu and other unexpected changes in Vietnam's food chain and diet have sparked a rodent-eating bonanza. Now, the ratatouille comes with real rats.
Some guys are all talk, and unfortunately, this guy wasn't one of them.
A knife-wielding teacher in Tokyo made a group of boys undress and stole their underpants. The school principal called him a dedicated teacher, but didn't specify to what he was dedicated.
A British woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands and tried to swallow it has been jailed, and we can probably assume they're not getting back together.
Once kicked in the groin, a police officer is probably thinking his day can't get any worse, until he finds the 43-year-old woman he's apprehended has left him a smelly surprise.
Pittsburgh Police say Donna Sturkie-Anthony took her elder sister's artificial limb and beat her with it.
They're checking out more than books at a Dallas library, where computer records indicate 5,200 flesh-on-flesh web pages were accessed in one 45-minute period. About 7.5 percent of the Web pages accessed involved pornography.
A man is facing an amputation after waving to two girls from his car window. No, it wasn't a jealous boyfriend. It was a passing vehicle.
A five-year-old British girl stuck her hand in a Woolworths' pick‘n’mix and pulled out a condom. “I pulled her hand away, at first hoping it was a rubber glove, but I moved the scoop and realized what it was. It made my skin crawl," the girl's mother told a local paper.