Grit your teeth, and get ready to lose your appetite. Then ask yourself, "Why do I enjoy reading these sorts of stories?" (Then again, maybe you don't want to know.)
Abortion Possibly Used to Induce Abortion
Pennsylvania police are investigating whether the boyfriend of a 17-year-old slipped ProstaMate -- a liquid farmers use to bring cows into heat or to abort a calf -- into her Gatorade. The girl's mother told a paper that the substance could have effected her child, but so far, it is OK.Pit Bull Uses Baby as Chew Toy
Police arrested a 20-year-old woman in Santa Ana, Calif., a day after neighbors found a pit bull gnawing at the remains of her decomposing baby girl.Thailand Bans 'Cosmetic Castration'
A full sex-change requires surgery, hormone therapy and rigorous physical and mental evaluations. As a cheap alternative, some clinics in Thailand have been offering to simply castrate "ladyboys," as they are called in the Southeast Asian country. The government is looking to ban the practice, but experts have some doubts. A quickie castration takes only 15-to-20 minutes, and at $125, it's hard to pass up such a bargain.Pooping on the Department of Homeland Security
An unknown man, perhaps expressing his political opinions, defecated in several rooms of the Minnesota Homeland Security and Emergency Management. It turns out the Homeland offices weren't too secure. A spokeswoman says the doors weren't properly locked.Attack With Prosthetic Leg
Police say Donna Sturkie-Anthony sister came to visit at the Lincoln Mobile Home Park in Pennsylvania. They were arguing over alcohol abuse when the 43-year-old former homecoming queen allegedly pulled off her sister's prosthetic leg and beat her with it.'Dog Porn' Man Sentenced
A 54-year-old jilted boyfriend was convicted in Britain on charges related to circulating a DVD of his former lover performing oral sex on a dog. The man gave copies of the obscene homemade movie on unsuspecting friend saying, "Watch this - it’s gross."Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
A German woman went into a hospital for a leg operation. She woke up with a new anus, apparently because she was mixed up with another patient who was suffering from incontinence and expecting to have surgery on her sphincter, according to a newspaper report.Sergeants Accused of Making Human Sausages
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Two German airmen are facing court martial after allegedly trying to mass produce sausages made with the blood of their comrades.
