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In a stinking Sebastian, Fla. home, authorities found the mummified remain of Timmie Jordan, 96, fused to her bed. Police say her daughter had been cashing her Social checks, allegedly, for six years.
A British man is accused of spraying a mixture of urine and faeces in two supermarkets, a pub and a bookshop in Gloucestershire. A witness said the man "absolutely stunk" and that he had to stop himself from gagging because of the strong smell of ammonia.
A 49-year-old prisoner at Washington's Monroe Correctional Complex attempted for the second time to cut off his penis. Using a razor blade, the convicted murderer cut off what remained of his genitalia, which he had, in part, removed several years ago. He was taken to a hospital, where doctors will attempt to reattach his mutilated organ.
Getting a hankering for a nice, cool glass of cow urine? Thanks to one beverage company, you're in luck.
For the second time, Texas Death Row inmate Andre Thomas has pulled out one of his eyes, and now, he's eaten it.
A 19-year-old from Louisiana has allegedly told detectives that she put her baby in the cloths drier so she could watch TV. Arielle Smith faces first-degree murder charges in the death of her 5-month-old child, who suffered skull fractures and burns in a three minute spin. At first, she told detectives a pot of boiling water fell on the child. Then, she supposedly changed her story to say the boy hid in the dryer during a game of hide-and-seek.
If your mother couldn't convince you to keep your fingers out of your nostrils, let me refer you to the inquest for Ian Bothwell, who died at 63, apparently from epistaxis -- a nose bleed cause by you know what.
A self-proclaimed group of "zoophiles" met regularly on the Internet to discuss man-on-animal sex. According to a Swedish newspaper's exposé a 45-year-old father of two children led the group. After allegations of having sex with a dog purchased on the Internet, he strongly defended himself. "Any of the times I did anything with her she was the one who backed into me and provoked it," he's quoted as saying. "She was in heat and made herself available."
Let's just hope they're not serving asparagus on space shuttle Endeavour. "Nobody had any strong objections," says a NASA spokesman. "Other than a faint taste of iodine."
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In what Australia media calls "Gelato Gate," a chef at Sydney's Coogee Bay Hotel is accused of serving ice cream spiked with human feces to locals who complained about the pub's noise. Officials found frozen fecal matter in the sweets, and now, the pub's chef and manager are volunteering for DNA tests to prove their innocence.