With Democrats and Republicans snapping at each other like vicious hamsters, no wonder the political process is so bizarre.
McCain Voters Lost Some Manliness
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You'd think losing the White House would be bad enough... but a new study finds that young men who voted for John McCain last November lost some testosterone, too.
Barack-sploitation: Obama Vampire Costume Is Halloween Hit
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Is Barack Obama sucking the life out of the Republican party... or is he trying to bleed your health care dry? I'll leave the interpretations up to you... but expect to see this "Barakula" Halloween mask making the rounds on Oct. 31, as I wrote over at AOL News.
Sarkozy's Napoleon Complex?
If this was just a short joke I'd be offended, but since it's about the French, it's just funny. Apparently, French President Nicolas Sarkozy and his aides go to great lengths to make sure people don't see just how short he really is, according to the BBC.Japan's New First Lady Has Been to Venus (or so She Says)
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Forget Nancy Reagan and her astrologer. Japan's about to get a first lady who claims her soul rode a UFO to Venus.
Happy Birthday, Barbara
This photo just looks like the elder President Bush is getting himself into trouble. Actually, the photo was taken at his wife Barbara's birthday party.
Bush the Reader
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It seems that the president famous for reading My Pet Goat on Sept. 11 is out-reading the man who succeeded him in the Oval Office.
Blago Shampoo
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How will we remember Rob Blagojevich? For his hair, if not for the controversy that resulted in his ouster from politics. Now, a new "Blago" shampoo celebrates his unmistakable style. As the slogan promises, "It's Bleep'n Golden!"
Jailed Over Obama Photo
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How much do Maria Anderson and Tamika Cornwell like President Obama? Enough, allegedly, to rob a home, just to steal a picture of him.
Louis Tussaud's Unveils Wax Obama
President Obama might be able to take the heat of being in the Oval Office, but this shrine to him might not.
'I'm Rod Blagojevich, Get Me Out of Here!'
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The economy may be in the dumper, but there's really never been a better time to make money off your own infamy and stupid behavior.
