Is driving driving you crazy? Between traffic jams, inconsiderate motorists, speed traps, and the cost of gas, no wonder.
Iraq certainly has problems like car bombs and civil disorder, cops there are cracking down on drivers who don't buckle up.
A panicked moth reported the kidnapping of their 7-year-old boy, whom she had left sleeping in her car while she ran up to her apartment. What she didn't realize was that she was parked in a fire lane. The was was almost impounded, with the napping kid.
Detroit police say a 27-year-old man wearing makeup, a "flowery blouse and a matching flowery women's bra," crashed into a lingerie shop. The man allegedly said the shop had refused to hire him.
The moral of this story: Don't play in your trunk without a key.
At least she didn't have to wait for the mail to see the test results.
Sgt. Jeff Krepina now finds himself on the other side of the law. His blood-alcohol level was allegedly twice the legal limit when he slammed into his the building where he works.
Randy Brannon says he told police he needed emergency medical treatment for pneumonia and was on the way to a doctor's clinic. They arrested him for DWI, even though he "blew a zero" on the breathalyzer test.
After driving the equivalent of London to Istanbul, a man who drove off for a little test drive in a Honda Accord isn't even going to buy the damn thing.
A 46-year-old woman was pulled over in Florida for allegedly running a red light, and an officer says she had a 24-pack of beer strapped in with a seat belt -- but her 16-month-old girl was unrestrained in the back seat. Surprisingly, the officer didn't ask, "May I have your autograph Mrs. Spears?"
Need to vent on those damn speed cameras? Now's your chance.
