The project was the brainchild -- or is that porkchild? -- of What Would Bacon Do? and J&D Foods, the Seattle company that gave us Bacon Salt, Baconnaise, bacon-flavored lip balm and bacon-flavored MMMvelopes.
But if you win this hickory-smoked piece of art, don't plan on eating it.
"Bacon Kevin Bacon has been well-lacquered and will stay tasty for generations to come. He's not edible, just meant to be admired," Esch told AOL News.