Our animal friends are always reminding us that it's their planet, too. Here's the latest on humanity's ongoing struggle with its beastly friends.
Colquitt County (Georgia) Sheriff's Department
Police say they caught a Georgia man having sex with a dog in a trailer.
Muskegon (Mich.) Police Department
Michigan police say 58-year-old Jose Antonio Sanchez had sex with a pit bull... and then the man who was already convicted in a sex attack on a minor under 13 years old spoke about it to his parole officer.
Who knew you could be so perverted without the use of any electricity? There's been a slew of disturbing reports from Amish country, and not the kind that bring in tourists hoping to see how butter is made.
Miami-Dade County (Florida) Sheriff's Department
A Florida man is accused of having sex with Christie Brinkley... not the 80's supermodel and former wife of Billy Joel, but a Great Dane with the same name.
Here's something that'll give a pig some nightmares: an oddball festival where people inflate pig organs like balloons. No, I'm not making that up -- and there are pictures here to prove it.
Goshen (New York) Police Department
If you live in Goshen, NY, lock up your horses. Police say this man, 18-year-old Erick Rivera, had sex with horses at least a dozen times since July.
A two-headed, six-legged turtle has found a home... in the Venice Beach Freakshow. Cheech and Chong, as they're called, often have disagreements on which way to go... leaving them flat on their shell.
Whoever stole a van in Germany last week got the surprise of his life. There was a 5-year-old lion named Caesar in the back, according to the BBC. The thief got away after crashing the vehicle into a sign... probably right around the time he noticed his extra "passenger." The lion was unhurt.
Multnomah County (Oregon) Sheriff's Office
All you fish-haters out there, pay attention. Animal cruelty laws apply to aquatic creatures, too. Donald Earl Fite III, 27, found out the hard way after he allegedly impaled his ex-girlfriend's fish during a fight over the summer. Find out more here in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame.
A woman was eaten by her pet bear, which is the kind of thing that happens when you keep man-eating animals as pets. Officials say Kelly Ann Waltz, 37, was apparently killed when she went into the bear's cage to clean it and feed the animal. She also kept a lion and tiger, according to lehighvalleylive.com.