Most criminals are just not-so-bright people on what is likely to become the worst day of their life. Here's a rundown of your daily loser for February 2008.
A man pushing a safe in a cart through a hotel lobby was hoping Orlando police would abide by the finders-keepers principle.
"Give me your tacos," said a gun-wielding bandit who clearly suffered from a criminal case of the munchies.
Kevin Felder and his fiancee Misty Johnson exchanged vow just minutes after he received a five-to-18-year sentenced for second-degree robbery. Felder was in handcuffs when the same judge who presided over his criminal trial performed the marriage cerimony.
You can't be too smart if you wander into a police station drinking liquor from a bottle, and if you do it with marijuana resin in your pocket, you're basically begging to be arrested.
Boxers or briefs? If you're a robber using underwear as a disguise, you might want to try boxers, because briefs just didn't work for this guy.
A woman carrying flowers and a box of candy walked into a bank in Kansas, told the teller that the box contained a bomb, and demanded an undisclosed sum. X-rays later proved the chocolates contained nothing more dangerous than nougat.
A 19-year-old filmmaker was arrest for allegedly breaking into a warehouse -- not to steal anything -- but to shoot a film, apparently about a warehouse break-in.
The street value of methamphetamine might be pretty high, but if mistakenly slip it into your deposit envelope, you're going to feel pretty low.
A former security guard at a roller skating rink lured a co-worker to a hotel room and assaulted her, under the guise of her having to complete mandatory "rape training if she wanted to keep her job.
A suspect show a 19-year-old woman what she described as "canine teeth" and convinced her he was a "werewolf-vampire" hybrid before assaulting her. She still believes the man is some sort of supernatural pervert.
