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The Week in Weird Crime & Dumb Criminals: March 27


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Hidden Vagina Trick Fails to Beat Drug Test
Mischelle Lindy Salzgeber Mug Shot 2012

Mischelle Lindy Salzgeber Mug Shot 2012

Pasco County (Florida) Sheriff's Office
For some people, a vagina is like Gizmo's hair in the old Harlem Globetrotters' cartoon: it's a place to hide all kinds of stuff, stuff that can pulled out in just the right time and situation.

In this case, a Florida woman on parole for dealing in stolen property tried to ace a drug test by hiding someone else's urine in her vajayjay -- but there were two problems with her plan.

First, police say a body scan revealed the object hidden in her hoochie. Second, the urine hidden in said object turned out to be dirty.

Folks, if you're going to try to use someone else's urine to pass a drug test, at least make sure it's clean or you'll end up like 20-year-old Mischelle Lindy Salzgeber of Dade City, Florida (seen above).

Police say she admitted to putting a vodka bottle full of urine into her vagina, which is really not something you'll ever want to have to admit to.

She was arrested on a felony probation violation and is being held without bond at the Land O' Lakes Detention Center, according to the Huffington Post.

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