By Buck Wolf
Police in Gretna, Louisiana, just across the Mississippi River from New Orleans, say they have no idea what 33-year-old Osmar Hernandez was singing when he was found drunk on the city's streets. But they weren't listening so much as watching.
And along with that earful, they got more than an eyeful - because police say Hernandez was naked and masturbating as he sang his little ditty.
Who knows, maybe he's just getting ready for this spring's New Orleans Jazz Festival, but for now, Hernandez has to face the other kind of music: he's been charged with public intoxication and obscenity, according to NOLA.com.