Police in Arkansas say 50-year-old Michael Wyatt has a secret identity: He's the "Toe Suck Fairy," and the cops say he has been harassing women and telling them how much he'd like to... well... suck their toes.
Two of three women who've had to deal with his alleged advances picked him out of a lineup -- and police say he's got a track record to back it up: A decade ago, Wyatt served time for a series of bizarre foot-related crimes, according to a report in the Huffington Post.
In one case, he impersonated a podiatrist so he could fondle and suck a woman's foot... and in another, he told a woman in a convenience store that he'd chop off her foot and suck her toes as she bled to death.
And in another, he asked a woman if he could cut off her foot.
Needless to say, he was considered a prime suspect when the recent complaints were made.