In New York, seniors are accused of taking up too much space at a McDonald's. In Florida, a senior is accused of doing something else: masturbating.
Police say 79-year-old Spencer Toner was caught in the parking lot of a McDonald's in Bonita Springs, watching porn and masturbating, according to Huffington Post Crime.
A witness told Toner to leave because of children nearby, and called the cops when he didn't. When the cops came, they found Toner with a laptop looking at porn - and when the laptop was removed, they found (surprise!) that his pants weren't where they would normally be for a gentleman out for some McDonald's, according to the report.
Toner told police he was homeless and living in his car, according to news-press.com.
This one gives new meaning to the phrase "Happy Meal."