But that doesn't change the fact that he has the most amazing mug shot I've ever seen.
In fact, I'm tempted to close the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame down right now -- because I'll never get another one as good as this.
The handsome face, winning smile and friendly gaze all belong to Siebenmorgen, who had been accused in a crime spree that included leaping onto cars, throwing rocks at people and shoving them.
And the weird news doesn't end there.
In court later, Siebenmorgen offered salutes, showed off his muscles, offered colorful advice on how to pronounce his name and declared that his attorney "kicks gluteus maximus," according to KPTV.com.
Mr. Siebenmorgen, I salute you. Contact me -- I want to be your Barbara Walters.