Prison guards at a Martin County jail say they noticed a bag fall from the crotch of "dancer/housewife" Elizabeth Athenia Progris, 23, after a shower.
The baggie contained the prescription anti-anxiety drug Xanax, according to AOL News, and jail officials say she had been keeping it in her woo-woo, aka the vagina.
Of course, I can't blame anyone in the pokey from wanting some anti-anxiety meds. And if she was that anxious, can you really blame her for shoving them in the wrong hole? I think she deserves a chance to rectumfy, errr, rectify her mistake.
