A Florida man is accused of calling 911 twice to ask for a ride to the liquor store.
Police arrested George McMurrain, 57, at the Budget Inn in St Augustine, Florida, for asking for the ride.
Apparently, that's a misuse of emergency services.
The call was posted on YouTube by WWSB in Sarasota, Florida, this is how the dumb conversation went:
Dispatcher: This is 911.
Caller: I need a... I need a... I need a ride.
Dispatcher: You need a ride?
Caller: To the liquor store.
"Um" is probably a better response than I would have come up with. McMurrian also allegedly claimed the sheriff promised him a ride to the liquor store, according to News4Jax.com.