Creative Excuses from Accused Criminals
Naperville (Ohio) Police Department
Hidden Vagina Trick Fails to Beat Drug Test
Pasco County (Florida) Sheriff's Office
The Disney Peeper
Orange County (Fl.) Jail
Amish Men Go Buggy Over Traffic Laws
Graves County (Kentucky) Jail
It's the week in weird crime: Amish go buggy over traffic laws... a real-life 'Weekend at Bernie's'... a prostitute who was undone by an opossum and more.
Drunk, Naked & Covered in Blood: Can You Guess Why?
Chicago Police Department
A Chicago man is found drunk, naked and covered in blood. See him here.
Police: Butt Dialing Teen Accidentally Lets Cops Listen In On Drug Deal
Hall County (Georgia) Sheriff's Office
A teen accidentally dialed 911 and let police listen in on his drug deal. See him here.
Bad Teacher: Police Say Substitute Urinated in Front of Class
Clayton County (Georgia) Jail
When you've gotta go, you've gotta go -- but try not to do it in front of the kids, like a Georgia teacher allegedly did.
Tigers' Star Miguel Cabrera in Weird DUI Arrest
St. Lucie County (Florida) Sheriff's Office
Tigers' star Miguel Cabrera was arrested on suspicion of DUI -- and police say he continued to drink whiskey right from the bottle even after they stopped him.
Someone Call Mongo: Florida Woman Accused of Slapping a Horse
St. Petersburg (Florida) Police Department
A Florida woman is accused of slapping a police horse. Think of Mongo from "Blazing Saddles."
Naked 'King of the World' Gets Taser Treatment in Florida Keys
Monroe County (Florida) Sheriff’s Office
A naked man who claimed to be king of the world is tasered three times in Florida.
