Many criminals are simply not-so-bright people on what is likely to become the most embarrassing day of their life. Here's a daily look at some of the world's least competent crooks.
Naperville (Ohio) Police Department
This guy says he was going 111 mph to have sex, according to police. Another man arrested this week says he fled from police because he had to use the bathroom. Which excuse is better? Check 'em out and decide for yourself.
Pasco County (Florida) Sheriff's Office
A Florida woman on parole for dealing in stolen property tried to ace a drug test by hiding someone else's urine in her vajayjay -- but there were a couple of problems with her plan.
Orange County (Fl.) Jail
This isn't what they meant by Disney magic: Police say they caught a man spying on women in a bathroom at Epcot.
Graves County (Kentucky) Jail
It's the week in weird crime: Amish go buggy over traffic laws... a real-life 'Weekend at Bernie's'... a prostitute who was undone by an opossum and more.
Chicago Police Department
A Chicago man is found drunk, naked and covered in blood. See him here.
Hall County (Georgia) Sheriff's Office
A teen accidentally dialed 911 and let police listen in on his drug deal. See him here.
Clayton County (Georgia) Jail
When you've gotta go, you've gotta go -- but try not to do it in front of the kids, like a Georgia teacher allegedly did.
St. Lucie County (Florida) Sheriff's Office
Tigers' star Miguel Cabrera was arrested on suspicion of DUI -- and police say he continued to drink whiskey right from the bottle even after they stopped him.
St. Petersburg (Florida) Police Department
A Florida woman is accused of slapping a police horse. Think of Mongo from "Blazing Saddles."
Monroe County (Florida) Sheriff’s Office
A naked man who claimed to be king of the world is tasered three times in Florida.