Most criminals are just not-so-bright people on what is likely to become the worst day of their life. Here's a rundown of your daily loser.
June 20: Girl Chases Lemonade Stand Robber
When an 18-year-old man runs off with $17.50 from a little girl's lemonade stand, he finds out that it's not as easy as taking candy from a baby.June 19: Cremated Ashes Stolen
After parking her car in a Wal-Mart lot, a woman returned to find her husband's remains and a pack of cigarettes missing.June 18: Calif. Police Seek Burrito Chucker
A clerk at the New Country Market in San Joaquin County was struck in the head with a frozen burrito by a man who stole a bag of chips.June 17: Crustacean Caper
A Brooklyn cook has been accused of stuffing lobster tails down his pants and walking out of Junior's Restaurant. He faces charges of larceny and possession of stolen property.June 16: Snake Man Arrested
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A 21-year-old man from Connecticut allegedly ordered his 9-foot-long Python to attack his girlfriend . . . and police. A police spokesman told the Connecticut Post: "We took the snake out of the apartment for the well-being of the snake.”
