Declining Standards

Inflatabel Doll Puts Lifeguart in Hot Water

When an lifeguard needed to take a break, he left an inflatable doll in his place, complete with binoculars and whistle, and that didn't leave beach goers pumped up.

Mom Shocked Her Six-Year-Old Got Credit Card

Can your credit score be ruined before you hit junior high? Bank of America is now explaining away how it accidentally issued a credit card to a child.

Typo on Diplomas Embarrasses Ohio Principal

What can you say about your "educaiton" when that's how it's spelled on your diploma?

Police Issue Gun Permit to 10-Month-Old Boy

Someone sent an application for a gun permit for a white male named Bubba Ludwig, a lawful citizen who had never been convicted of a felony or addicted to drugs. Unfortunately, they didn't ask if he was a baby.

Yesterday's Criminals, Tomorrow's Cops

Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser is looking to expand the police force, and he isn't afraid to hire someone with a background in tangling with those who fight crime.