Don't Drop the Soap
Has Monopoly become a monotony? Maybe a little prison riot will make your next board game a little less boring.
The son of Kansas Gov. Kathleen Sebelius has developed "Don't Drop the Soap" -- a prison themed board game -- where you can rumble with the Aryans in the cafeteria, slip glass in the mob boss' lasagna in the cafeteria, and get thrown in the hole.
You'll be sharpening your shank (that's prison talk for honing your home-made knife) when you start playing this handcrafted game, meant for mature audiences, and now being sold at Gillius Inc.
John Sebelius, 23, has the backing of his governor-mom and dad, a U.S. magistrate judge. A governor's spokeswoman says his parents "are very proud of their son John's creativity and talent."
Sebelius, a college student in Rhode Island, has never gone to the big house. The game includes five tokens representing a bag of cocaine, a handgun and three characters: wheelchair-using 'Wheelz," muscle-flexing "Anferny" and business suit-clad "Sal 'the Butcher."'
Photo © Gillius Inc.
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woah.
OZ the Board Game??
Does HBO know?
Interestingly, two days after Gov. Sebelius’ son came out with this game, she gave the Democratic response to the State of the Union, and then gave Obama a big endorsement.
Good maybe they can find some reason to get this liberal Backing a “Muslim in sheep’s clothing” politician out of office.
Stars & Bars would rather the little cancer-ridden weasle who wears Depends diapers and doesn’t even know the difference in a Sunni or a Shea get elected.
Real smart you idiot.