And this guy is likely to experience at least two of the three - because police in New Jersey say he had 100 bags of heroin socked away in his anus.
Police say 32-year-old Rasoul Speight was pulled over during a traffic stop -- and when cops smelled pot, they searched the car, according to The Smoking Gun. They didn't find anything, but Speight was hauled in for an outstanding warrant - and that's when they uncovered the haul in his butt, according to the police report quoted by TSG.
Police say Speight is a member of the Bloods gang.
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