Well, clearly you didn't go to school in Albany, N.Y. where police say this women got up and stripped for the kids.
Aydrea Meaders, 24, was arrested at North Albany Academy after she began dancing for the kids and pulling off her clothes, according to the Associated Press. But of course, killjoy "teachers" quickly stepped in and cleared the cafeteria lest any of the children accidentally see her naughty bits.
She's been charged with seven counts of endangering the welfare of a child. On the plus side, she's facing just one count of public lewdness.
See more of Meaders - but not as much as those kids saw - in This Week in Weird Crime.
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