Police say Hernandez, 33, was pants-free and happy to see them, in a manner of speaking, when they turned up - so happy, that he was masturbating as he sang his dirty ditty, according to NOLA.com.
See him and more dumb (accused) criminals in my new gallery, This Week in Dumb Crime.
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