If police don't know the song Osmar Hernandez was singing on the streets of Gretna, Louisiana, it may be because they may have been more distracted by what he was doing than what he was singing.Police say Hernandez, 33, was pants-free and happy to see them, in a manner of speaking, when they turned up - so happy, that he was masturbating as he sang his dirty ditty, according to NOLA.com.
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Photo © Gretna (Louisiana) Police Dept.
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Big whoop – tee- do. He was masturbating. Like I said, there is a war against all kinds of sex. Stop the war.