Having the world's biggest schlong is a blessing and a curse.The blessing, I think, is obvious. The curse comes in the logistics of day-to-day life with a very large part of yourself in the way.
My friend Jonah Falcon happens to be the proud owner of that world's biggest schlong. His penis is 9 inches flaccid, and 13.5 inches when fully aroused. He recently told MTV that he doesn't like to use urinals in public because he doesn't want to "put on a show."
In fact, he says it's easier to sit down - although he admits that early on, he had a tendency to dunk his junk in the toilet when sitting.
"I've learned how to avoid that," he said.
And while most men are probably only wishing they had that problem, the feeling isn't mutual. Jonah doesn't wonder what it's like to be smaller, like the rest of us. In fact, his dreams are pretty familiar to most men.
"I was always curious what it would be like to be larger," he said.
See more of Jonah Falcon in this special gallery.
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