It's not as easy as it sounds if you've spend 2012 in prison - and it's even more difficult for people who've been jailed for dumb crimes - like 33-year-old Jamie Calloway, who was accused of stalking a female corrections officer she met in... guess where? Prison, of course.
But she's finding out the hard way that it's pretty difficult to do things without attracting attention when you have a giant "GOD" tattoo in the middle of your forehead.
For this memorable mug, Calloway has made my list of 2012 weird mug shots - along with a veterinarian caught sleeping with a patient (a horse, of course), a woman allegedly masturbating along the highway, a man who gets off on making people carry each other around and more.
See them in my gallery, 2012: The Year in Dumb Crime.
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