This streaker is showing Danny Simpson how to shoot during a UEFA Europa League Playoff Round match between Newcastle United and Atromitos Athens at Sports Direct Arena on August 30, 2012.
I'll bet he makes the team any day now... just as soon as they let him out of jail.
I hear he'll turn down the offer, though, because he'd have to wear clothing.
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