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The U.S. Government Checks Out Jonah Falcon's Record-Breaking Penis

By July 24, 2012

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Jonah FalconWhen you're the man with the world's biggest schlong, I suppose you get used to the stares even when you're not taking "it" out.

But Jonah Falcon, owner of the world-beating 13.5-inch penis, wasn't prepared for the type of attention he got at San Francisco airport recently when security pulled him aside for a "freedom fondle."

"I had my 'stuff' strapped to the left. I wasn't erect at the time. One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said, 'Yes," Falcon told Andy Campbell of the Huffington Post. "Another guard stopped me and asked me if I had some sort of growth." He told them what the growth was, which led to some extra groping, as well as a test for explosives. "I'm just gonna wear bike shorts from now on," Falcon was quoted as saying "That way, they'll know."

By the way, I've verified Jonah's size. Let's just say that going by averages, I can confirm that most men are half the men that he is... at least down there.

See more of my friend Jonah Falcon and his record-breaking 13.5-inch penis in this special gallery.

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September 14, 2012 at 7:30 pm
(1) Tammi says:

Very good post. I’m going through a few of these issues as well..

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