You want a cheeseburger... but it's so late at night that it's practically morning, and the restaurant has changed to the breakfast menu.
Or maybe you're jonesing for a Sausage McMuffin and hash browns -- but arrive right after the menu has changed to Big Macs and French fries.
Most people just order something else... but every now and then that flip of the menu board causes people to flip out -- like a woman in Wisconsin who allegedly got into a knock-down fight with her boyfriend over the McDonald's menu.
Police in Janesville say 22-year-old Shanaya Edgell was taken to a local McD's by her boyfriend, 40-year-old Darrell Page at around 3:30 a.m. She wanted a burger... but found that the restaurant had moved on to breakfast.
That made her angry... but when Page drove away, she got even angrier -- because she changed her mind and decided she'd have a breakfast item after all.
When Page refused to turn around, she turned on him -- and that's when all ketchup broke loose.
"Edgell began striking him in the face and biting his right arm as he was trying to drive," a police report stated. "Page stated that Edgell was grabbing the steering wheel as he was trying to control the vehicle as it was moving."
She was charged with disorderly conduct.
See her up close and the rest of this week's weird criminals -- including a man who attacked his girlfriend with a Shake Weight and someone arrested for drunk driving while wearing a "I'm a Drunk" t-shirt -- in This Week in Weird Crime.
Other Weird Fast Food Crime
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- More McNugget Rage: Woman Accused of Punching Out Drive-Thru Window
- Slap Happy at McDonald's
- McNugget 911 Emergency
- Mom Takes 3-Year-Old on Crime Spree