But Jonah on his worst day can't top one Vegas man's struggle with a massive organ -- because Wesley Warren Jr. isn't trying to manage life with a big penis.
He's extra big just below -- suffering from a 100-pound scrotum due to a condition called scrotal elephantiasis. That makes his sack a literal sack he needs to carry everywhere.
Warren recently told the Las Vegas Review-Journal that a million-dollar operation could fix it and change his life, and is soliciting donations though the e-mail address email@example.com.
Warren even called into the Howard Stern show to ask his listeners for help -- and described how his penis is so completely overwhelmed by his massive scrotal sack that he urinates pretty much everywhere when he goes. The Review-Journal reporter even describes the "the unmistakable smell of urine" present while interviewing Warren.
Doctors say the condition is usually the result of an infection from a tropical insect... but Warren has never left the country. He says he accidentally hit his testicles on waking up one morning -- and they swelled to the size of a soccer ball the next day.
And since then, it's been growing and growing.