The new "Kiss Kondoms" put Gene Simmons on your Johnson, from his face to his famously long tongue running own the length.
If this catches on, it could give "Kiss Army" a whole new meaning.
Believe it or not, this is actually the second generation of Kiss Kondoms -- the first just featured the band's image on the packaging.
Now, you can get them on your dong -- Gene Simmons now, with Paul Stanley "coming" later in the year.
Now that's what I call progress!
The company behind the Kondoms, Graphic Armor, says it's the first time a full-color image has been stamped onto a regular latex condom.
And since they say the condoms meet all FDA requirements and safety standards, they claim you can now "safely rock and roll all night and party every day."
Then again, at $7.99 for three, you might want to party on some of the night, and part of the day.
See the condoms -- err... Kondoms -- and their packaging in my Strange New Products photo gallery.
The real question here is... will they come in a size big enough for Jonah Falcon and his 13.5-inch Paul Stanley?
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