I had no idea Harry Potter was so... erotic.On the other hand, the name "Harry Potter" does have a certain porn-star quality to it.
In any case, police in South Carolina say this man was caught in a theater touching his own magic wand during a showing of "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," which I'm going to have to see now.
Police say they received a 911 call from the theater. When officers arrived, employees took them to the "projection booth" (doesn't that sound dirty, too?) where police say they were able to watch Ofney cast spells all over himself, according to Savannah Now.
No idea how long they watched, but Ofner was ultimately charged with felony exposure... and now he's in the Pee-Wee Herman Memorial Wing of the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame.
He's also the topic of a great headline from Fark.com:
Guy at Harry Potter Movie: "Engorgio. Spankus monkius." Police: "ARRESTO"
Pentagon: Letting openly gay troops serve won't hurt, at least not after the first couple of times
Photo © Bluffton (South Carolina) Police Department
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Interesting! I hope that everyone’s Sunday was great and I hope that they have a great week!
Big deal man masturbated. OH Horrors. Roll on the floor giggling like crazy. Who would be up set at that,…OH yea a human who likes to see blood oozing out of a human , and glorifies war,and death penalty like a good Baal worshiper,and or whatever idol worshiper sending their children through the fire of Molech. That is fine with them, but see semen,and or a naked human, and they go berserk, bonkers, wacky, loco, cuckoo in the head, and it is not for cocoa puffs.