Functional Penis Shoe Puts a Dildo on Your Foot

I live in New York. Late at night and after a certain amount of disagreement, it's not uncommon for someone to offer placing their foot up into a very private place.

Now, here's a shoe that can enhance that experience. Or make it worse -- depending on which end of the shoe you're on, or how you feel about these things.

The shoe was created in 1995 by British designer Vivienne Westwood, and is part of "Vivienne Westwood Shoes: An Exhibition 1973- 2010" taking place at the Selfridges Ultralounge department store in London.

Obviously, Brits have a more interesting idea of "department store" than we do.

Hey, at least I found the perfect shoe for Jonah Falcon.

Jonah, if the shoe fits...

See more of this kind of thing in Very Kinky.

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